Uncyclopedia

I found my way to a site called Uncyclopedia. it is a record of all things incorrect and was created by Oscar Wilde(!).

According to the authors, Scotland's national anthem contain the lyrics:

Get tae buggery

Oot o' here

Afore a skelp yir airse.

And Sweden's ex-prime minister Goran Persson is "a wicked God floating through the Universe in the form of a vast ocean of greyish-green flesh, blubber, blistening mouths and tentacles that collided with our world in 1344".

and to top it all off, the whole thing is approved by the Kansas State Board of Education. Apparently.

Other interesting Wiki sites:

have you ever wondered how to make a hipporoller? well try howtopedia.
or do you need a new purse? make one from duct tape. instructions at wikihow.

alternatively you may want to know the 99 names of Allah (although there appears to be only 15, maybe i'm missing something).

maybe you need to know the enemy. try conservapedia or creationwiki to swot up on the 'facts'.

finally, perhaps you may simply need some tongue in cheek black history or be planning for that trip to the shetland isles. either way there is a wealth of knowledge out there. be warned though it might not all be true.......